A Feathered Friend @SomeEgrets@awoo.space

@Nurbs not gonna reply with the obvious thing not gonna reply with the obvious thing

@makyo not a single eevee in all of that? I'm disappointed

I probably shouldn't have had all of that nog

Who decided to call them AD accounts and not Hot Fuzz?

I'm about one minor inconvenience away from breaking things.

There's a person at work who absolutely cannot recognise when someone doesn't want to be talking to him, constantly talks over other people, and wastes at least half an hour of my time on bullshit I do not care about even a little bit every time we interact.

I need a weekend now

Me: literally fed the cat 20 minutes ago
Cat: MOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
Cat: *walks around, licking the floor*
Cat: *walks to food bowl, emits a mournful sad meow*
(Yes, he has identifiable sad meows)

Me: (ಠvಠ)

I have paw privileges today

I just got this profile name
(òvó)

Ah yes, good, my phone seems to be doing a thing where if it turns off mobile data (ex. because I'm on WiFi) sometimes... it can just never ever find mobile data again until it's rebooted.

Technology!

I caved because I am weak to meows.

My cat is sad because every time he meows for moew food, I just pick him up and set him down in front of his food bowl. Which already has food in it.

I'm so glad @PwerUpWithPride@twitter.com is starting today. Good speedruns by fun people for charity and for all the runs I have to miss because of work?

Good background videos for probably a couple weeks.

I'm cleaning out my followers and uh, I have some concerns.

I'm pretty sure there's things I could be doing (or have been doing since I got home)

But I can't actually think of them now that I'm actually here so I guess it's just gonna be staring into space until it's time to sleep again.

My brilliant new startup is just a social media site that, per Terms & Conditions, you *have* to post at least one NSFW thing per day.

Breaking news: Google Plus bans suggestive emoji 🍆🍑

Both of its remaining users are reportedly quite upset.

In before twitter bans sexual language:

Butts.

When I woke up this morning (before my alarm, somehow) I was in the middle of saying "The cycle has begun" to myself in my sleep

So, like... probably a pretty good chance I'm cursed or haunted or something like that, right?

So apparently I just can't read any news today without every site trying to aggressively redirect me to a reverent funeral for a war criminal