Like, I can't really think of anything. I don't need more *things*. And not accepting "I really can't think of anything" while they keep asking over and over just makes this hell holiday even more stressful.
Anyway, I'm so done with how all these spiritual or meditative or whatever experiences are always about disconnection or pain or suffering.
Call me when they make these things about connection and empathy or comfort
Like, in the systems they derive from (Final Fantasy = D&D), changes in defense stats are relatively rare once you hit a certain baseline, but your main survivability gains come from additional HP each level.
Please enjoy plush crested jays, the bird that looks anxious literally all of the time
I can't go to hell - I'm all out of vacation days.
Birds are good. Computers are bad. I'm too old for this.