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welp, I didn't manage to leave the apartment today

Also because there are probably a nonzero number of people out there who would actually consider this, jesus fuck what is wrong with you.

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Next up: Wolfenstein, but instead of killing nazis, it's an RTS where you take over the camps to produce resources for your side

Makes about as much sense as the other thing

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Ah I see everyone's getting that new Fallout game now.

Nukes sure are a grand old time, eh chums? Let's drop them on our friends so we can all benefit from shiny loot and monsters! This sure isn't a tonedeaf betrayal of the series core conceit and also basic humanity!

Okay so it looks like I'm just not getting out of bed today, huh

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Anyway, that took basically all the "dealing with shit" resources I had this morning and I haven't managed to get out of bed to clean it up yet. Although like, I sort of have to.

Already gonna be late for work now too. I'm very very tired.

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The very first thing that happened today was waking up to a retching cat basically on top of me, about to vomit all over the bed.

I kinda feel bad for unceremoniously tossing him on the floor before he could do it, but I also don't feel TOO bad about that.

The new Spyro animations are just really good, by the way. So good!

Stuck in traffic forever
Gonna starve and die out here

Pygmy falcons are such adorable little balls of fluffy skymurder, awwwwwww

My favourite part about the nonsense EU "This site uses cookies!" bullshit is that a bunch of sites have started farming those notifications + acknowledgement out to third parties, so it's actually worse for privacy now, because they can profile you across sites just like ads.

Pretty sure you can tell how well I'm doing by how much awful, awful food I'm eating, and I have been eating absolute trash for the last couple weeks or so

Sometimes I wonder what it will actually take to get a game boycotted.

Like, I'm pretty sure at this point, a AAA studio could post weekly videos of them strangling literal kittens and whatever they release next would still be a blowout commercial success.

I wish I knew what my cat is looking at when he sits down and stares at the ceiling.

I swear to h*ck, every time the other guy does something here, it ends up becoming *MY* problem because I have to fix everything he h*cked up, which is all of it.

All of the things.

I've really gotta stop doing the thing where I fall asleep on the sofa and wake up at like 5am, but I'm

So tired
Always

I wonder what the energy budget on larger bird satellite tags is, and whether there's room for a kind of "emergency mode" that transmits more, higher resolution metrics in the event of a likely fatal event (ex. hard impact followed by period of no movement)

Seam is the most relatable character in DELTARUNE

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