You haven't had to mow your lawn since all the were-hadrosaurs started moving in to your neighborhood. It's hard to argue with with that part of things, but all the late-night hooting is getting annoying.

Still... it's probably better than half the neighborhood getting drunk and slamming their car doors at 2am.

@tfproxy Oh totally, right? Like one starts to move and then the rest just sort of follow, and then they just congregate and suddenly everybody's greenery is getting grazed on constantly. I'm sure they love being near parks.

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@tfproxy How come everybody's fences all got knocked down?

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