I told a philosophy joke at stand-up this morning.
When nobody laughed I tried to explain the joke.
As the seconds ticked past in polite silence, I realized I couldn't explain the joke without explaining existentialist philosophy, choice, and free will.
Then I threw up jazz hands and turned off my camera.
[1.Ch.] Peak Bird Experience
@Soreth
Sartre goes to his favorite cafe and orders coffee, no cream.
The waiter takes Sartre's order and proceeds to the kitchen. A minute later, he comes back to the table and says, "Ah, monsieur, je suis desole, we are out of cream. Would you like coffee with no milk instead?"