New hire joining the team today! Recent graduate. A gryphon, with shifting body type; it will be a nice change to not be the only sometimes-quadruped in the office.
Wish my teammates would stop making “fresh meat” jokes, though. He’s scared enough to be working with a zorgoia as-is, guys!
Doesn’t help that the only answer I can give to his “...you won’t eat me, right?” Is “I don’t eat my co-workers on-the-job”, which is decidedly not “I won’t eat you.” I can’t promise that.
re: IC, vore
@Soreth I wouldn’t actually want that knowledge to get out. The entire office would reek if I let folks know what bothers me...