IC, vore 

New hire joining the team today! Recent graduate. A gryphon, with shifting body type; it will be a nice change to not be the only sometimes-quadruped in the office.

Wish my teammates would stop making “fresh meat” jokes, though. He’s scared enough to be working with a zorgoia as-is, guys!

Doesn’t help that the only answer I can give to his “...you won’t eat me, right?” Is “I don’t eat my co-workers on-the-job”, which is decidedly not “I won’t eat you.” I can’t promise that.

re: IC, vore 

@synbria Does it help if you tell them the perfumes or deodorants that you find least appetizing?

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@Soreth I wouldn’t actually want that knowledge to get out. The entire office would reek if I let folks know what bothers me...

re: IC, vore 

@synbria Ah, good point. These mixed social situations are rarely easily negotiated.

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