Sometimes on a refinery mission, you gotta make a messy plate of spaghetti, and that's just the way it is. Each time this happens, I sigh, roll up my sleeves, and surf the platform gun to victory.

I choose to believe the Platform Gun is not firing some kind of advanced aerogel foam epoxy, but is instead simply launching highly-compressed dwarven spray-cheese that congeals instantly on contact with air. This is what space miners get instead of hardtack and salt pork.

@hystericempress Frankly I think I'd rather eat the aerogel foam o..o

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