Behold a Hot Rock, and Her that was Placed Upon it was Given Power over Being Very Warm and Cozy, and the Ability to Laze In Indolence for Many Hours Each Day.

@jacel @Soreth So is it possible for a dragon to freeze in the winter, fall off a branch onto a dude, who then puts the dragon in his car to drive it home, at which point the heat from the car's interior warms the dragon enough to wake up and eat the man?

npr.org/2018/01/05/576082463/w

@Aradia @jacel Yes.

It happens kind of a lot, honestly.

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@jacel @Aradia "normal" by dragon definitions, "kind of a lot" by mammal definitions.

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