Note to self: "eaten by creatures" sounds SO much better in conversations than "I'm not sure where that is" or "I don't know."

"Hey, where's the 7mm socket?"
"Eaten by creatures."

"Say, whatever happened to Eisenhower, anyway?"
"Eaten by creatures."

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@Phorm "Dunno, probably eaten by creatures by now."

@Soreth also acceptable is "fighting evil, in another dimension."

@anthracite [stock footage of Dragoness' Institute applauding]

Brilliant! :D

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