Sparrow 🐦 @Sparrow@awoo.space

I'm explaining fades (hairstyle) to my mom.

"Well it looks sexy... If you have a beard."

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME TO GROW A BEARD, MOM? HUH?!

Well I did my obligatory jog. Does this mean I get to spend the rest of today playing Stardew Valley and ignoring responsibilities?

@fillertrack

IS GOOD

Hi I'm a gay bird what's up

@fillertrack

Precious frens

@bentosmile

I mean I guess you could make the argument that the butts are there for mating/social purposes, and since the baboons are genetically modified just to be threat-critters, they don't need them and that bit got edited out of the genome.

Or the editors were lazy. *shrug*

I honestly don't know if I should eat this shiitake mushroom jerky. It seems to have fungus growing on it. But it's also a fungus. So....

Had some friends over, and we made snowflakes. Because we're adorable.

@maloki

If I can gather up enough social spoons, I just might!

I may need to coordinate with someone more centrally located though. I live in the north bay so my place isn't ideal to host from.

Okay I'm going to try to go back to sleep, maybe the house will be empty when I wake up later and I can go pee then.

Are we ever going to have a Bay Area Masto Meetup?

O one of the guests my roommates has over is really cool and she's visiting from Japan for the holidays and I haven't seen her in forever.

But I'm also half awake and feeling vaguely feral.

Oh No my roommate invited guests over and I need to pee but I don't want to be Seen.

Also I was eavesdropping because they think I'm asleep, and my roommate misgendered me. She immediately caught herself and apologized, but she never slips up in front of me. :/ Merr.

@thefishcrow@cybre.space

Y tu tambien

@erinbee

I *am* happy and comfortable in it, hehe.

Tavy noticed I liked the style when I posted a bunch of stuff from Goblin Threads a while back. It feels very affirming to wear what I consider to be "fae boi" clothes. ^^