Sparrow 🐦 @Sparrow@awoo.space

Hey nerds:

What new phone should I get?

Survived my "women's exam". *Shudders*
Next, flu shot.

I am so sleepy and hungry why did I ever schedule 3 doctors appointments today agh

Good morning, pals!

I'm drowsy and kinda ready to go back to work. The week off was lovely though.

Thank you to everyone who answered my question about adult friendships. Your answers were helpful and encouraging, and I can tell I have a lot of work to do, but it feels a lot less daunting. <3

I watched the first aide video about dealing with cold injuries, and as the EMS guy wrapped the freezing girl in a mylar blanket, decided that I too would like to become a human Chipotle burrito. So now I'm snuggled warm in bed.

Can someone please tell me how to make friends as an adult?

It feels a lot more challenging than it should be.

Morning, pals!

How's everyone doing today?

It's hard to tell when it's a good time to start seeking out relationships again after being single.

I've been single for 7 months now and it's been really good for me, esp for overcoming my codependent tendencies.

But I miss cuddles and spending flirty/sexy/romantic time with ppl.

Like I want these things but don't trust myself enough yet to know if I want them for genuine reasons or just because I'm lonely.

I maybe relate a little too much to Princess Carolyn.

We all just took shots

and my family is watching the info channel

heelllllppppppp

** Sorry, Kiana Nakamura, my bad

My girl Kiona Nakamura is on her third day streak for Jeopardy.

(See: previous post about cute archeologist/roboticist woman with teal hair)

3 drinks in and I'm already getting sleeeeeepy.

I don't know how the rest of my family manages to drink so much every night.

So it turns out the longest plank I can hold is 1.5 minutes. Not great, but it's a good start.

My brother, who's kind of a personal trainer (a bad one) was shocked that I couldn't do a single push-up, even a modified one. I've just never had a strong enough chest/back.

It's gonna be my first time living without pets, so THAT'S gonna be weird.

But hopefully less sneezy.

I got me some "almond nog" from trader joe's and some spiced rum, so here we go....

I'm moving into my new place today. It's a scary but ultimately good feeling.

I was about to say sleep to y'all when my browser typed a ☕️​ emoji and then unexpectedly quit.

Um. I don't think the computer wants me to go.

There's this woman with glasses and green hair on Jeopardy who's an archeologist and did programming on a robotics project in her free time.

Me: 😍​😍​