Sparrow 🐦 @Sparrow@awoo.space

My lovely friend Tavy got me this sweater, and it fills me with such gender euphoria. :3 I'mma happy bird.

Weezer is Dad Music, right?

My own dad has "Island In The Sun" set as his ringtone, so...

I'm not sure what I gave as my dream job for this security question, but we all know in reality my dream job is a crypto zoologist. Obviously.

Sorry Shane Co I'm not buying anyone a $900 necklace

They are playing silversun pickups at the cat cafe and I'm at peace.

Dude sitting next to me brought his house cat named Izzy to meet the new cat he and his girlfriend are thinking about adopting. Izzy is sitting next to me, too.

Tragically my unicorn fell off, so I bought a catrex to replace it. I'm considering hot gluing them in place now so they don't fall off again.

For those interested in naming their vaginas, may I recommend "Skagarag"?

Ya ever meet a cute girl and her asymmetrical haircut is tumbling akimbo from her beanie, and you just like wanna /be/ that beanie?

This applies to me too.

Sorry friends, I don't make the rules.

The webseries I'm watching features a full-service gas station, and like huh, I've never experienced one of those before.

Me: Man it's been great getting healthier, jogging and shit

Also me: Yes, I'll have nachos with a side of cheezits, please

Thought I was spacing out in a kinda cool way until I realized that no, my blood sugar had just dropped to below 70.

I realize you probably can't do the same shtik twice, but if I was ever in a band I'd definitely want to do percussion via tap dance

https://youtu.be/E7HjBr_QMXI

Like a bird I will fly, back to the sky, queen of the cast-offs I will rise and be free~

https://youtu.be/SGp3ENNnEpE

I realize I literally always put on Feist when I'm folding/putting away laundry. I guess it's just that good combination of familiar enough to sing along to and relaxing?

Here's a pic of that whole wall. I still need to put up more art, but this is a good start!

Finally got the bookshelf set up! ✨

(Bonus material: bedside table guardian)

Radical realization (some implied sarcasm re: societal expectations):

I'm not pretty, and somehow I'm still very happy with my life.