You are Taylor, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large dragon and he looks at you with rage. "Who are you?" he roars. "I'm a knight of the kingdom of Larion."

You say "You're a knight? I thought you were a dragon."
"No, I'm a knight, but you're a dragon."
"I'm a dragon, not a knight.

You say "I think we're getting things confused, but I'm all for being the dragon if you want."
"Will you join me in destroying the kingdoms of man?"
"Sure why not? I haven't destroyed a kingdom yet.

AI Dungeon getting subject and speaker mixed up is usually frustrating but this one's kinda great.