broke: naming your kid Dorian and giving their siblings perfectly ordinary names
woke: naming your kid Dorian and giving them exactly six siblings named Lydian, Ionian, Mixolydian, Aeolian, Phrygian and Locrian

@Thaminga
There's a reference here that I'm clearly not getting, because I'm confused that there isn't a child named Corinthian.

@ontploffing they're all names for modes of the major scale, ahaha

@Thaminga
This adequately explains why they are not names for architectural columns; thank you!

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