D/s kink, really stupid programming shitpost 

If you're given some kind of chemical through a syringe that makes you really submissive and needy and clingy to your master would that be called a

dependency injection?

D/s kink, really stupid programming shitpost 

@EGKangaroo
tired: SQL injection
wired: SQRK injection

re: D/s kink, really stupid programming shitpost 

@Thaminga
"Sqrrk, sqrrrk mmmfff!"
"Well, what can I say, this is your own fault for not parameterising your SQL statements"
"MMfff, squirk squeak"
"Aww well, you do make a cute rubber drone at least"

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