vampire kink
it's absolute bullshit that i've lived in seattle for coming up on seven years now and i haven't gotten turned into a vampire even once
vampire kink
what's a bitch gotta do to get fucking bitten by some phantasmagorical wraith and enthralled into the ranks of the undying Night Creatures, huh. fuckin tick tock, i ain't got all day
vampire kink
i feel like i could make a pretty good vampire. i have decent fashion sense, i can get a good ominous loom on when required. working on the whole "entrancing puny mortals' minds" thing and i don't even HAVE vampire powers. all i'm saying is, i could rock the look
vampire kink
"oh, but normal society will shun you!!!" i'm trans. "you'll be forced to consort with your own beastly kind!!" yeah, i'm trans. "everyone will age around you as you remain timelessly frozen in youth!" already do. hormones whip ass. "you can't go out in the day!" i've had worse sleep schedules. "you'll turn into a murderous horror!" do you KNOW how many shitheads in the greater Western Washington area deserve to get exsanguinated, because I could make a list
vampire kink
anyways if any dracs in the greater Seattle area are reading this and are like "damn it's been a grip since i've sunk my teeth into someone and turned them into another knight in our hellish crusade", feel free to slide into my DMs. NO FAKES THOUGH
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@distressedegg I mean honestly you can take this entire thread and basically sub in every mention of vampires with werewolves and you've got me right there, tbh
shit, fuck the old species feud stereotypes, let's be creatures of the night smashing capitalism together
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@distressedegg same!!! like we've both got humanity spitting us out for basically no reason other than 'oh no things more powerful than me are ~scaaaaaryyyyyy~', may as well just fuckin' team up!
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@Thaminga honestly teaming up just makes sense, i don't know WHY there was ever a rift there in the first place