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FROM THE PATREON: ASK SYBIL MONTH BEGINS. yes, sybil likes hanging out with (some of) her coworkers. yes, she hates being cooped up in her apartment as much as you do. yes, she mains falco. enjoy startling revelations like this all month long

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incidentally, in case you missed them, here are Ask Sybil pages 1 and 2! And the promo image, because i still like it. #nsfw

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ASK SYBIL #4: "outfit". if there isn't a lesbian scientist novelty tee out there that says "SCOPIN' 4 CHICKS", then i'm making one. alexis and the #korps in general are @korpspropaganda@twitter.com's, natch

FIX up LOOK shaaarp: patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

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ASK SYBIL #5: "restraint". remember, kids: a shot of super-estrogen a day keeps the tool of the patriarchy away. featuring everyone's favorite horny fightbot @ZafyrArt_Things@twitter.com in that third panel

no, mr. bond, i expect you to subscribe: patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

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ASK SYBIL #6: "cooking". if you're GOING to eat an experiment and you don't want to get Last Of Us'ed, at LEAST stick to the ones marked "CONTROL"! sheesh!!!

(megamilk and keridwen belong to @korpspropaganda@twitter.com and @onestrawshort@twitter.com , respectively. don't worry, they're fine! ...ish.)

amuse your bouches by subscribing today: patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

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ASK SYBIL #7: "upgrade". we're not talkin about THIIIIS or THIIIIIIIIS, we're talkin about THIIIIIIIIIIS

Strype, Dahlia and DP belong to @StrypeisonFire@twitter.com , @Balina and @drone_palace@twitter.com , respectively. the #Korps is @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com 's.

subscribe today: patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

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ASK SYBIL #8: "success". *points real hard at Wrestlemania sign*

Karens, the #Korps and mysterious shadowy figure belong to @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com.

subscribe today for more well-intended ideas: patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

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ASK SYBIL #9: "weirdest". nobody blows THAT much grant money on ginning experiments to give them the results they want, and then uses those experiments on themselves, WITHOUT the whole enterprise being at least mildly A Sex Thing

the #Korps is @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com 's. Le Redacteur definitely isn't @outsidewolves , who is a brilliant artist and a delightful person and has not committed any audacious supercrimes

subscribe today: patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

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Vera "Not A Werewolf" Lycaon

@distressedegg if I helped inspire Lonnie I'm proud of myself lmao

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@Thaminga sshhhhhh maybe,

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