weird-ass kin/kink talk
the more time passes by, the more I wish I could just be a blimp
like... it's just a constant background thought at this point, almost?
I mean, it's been kind of a theme in my life for as long as I can remember to get jealous of balloons as they were inflated into something bigger, better, what they're truly supposed to be
I've always wanted that for myself, I guess???
weird-ass kin/kink talk
human beings don't exactly crave helium gas, nor would they be willing to spend the rest of their days buoyant and immobile, existing only as an inflatable object, would they
... I mean it kinda says something when you end up googling for experiments open for volunteers to make this happen even though you damn well know there's like no chance you'll actually get results out of that, lmao