@Phorm Honestly, we already did five years ago.
@distressedegg oh shit, happy birthday!!!
@chimerror "oh no I'm a werewolf actually, you should've seen me a few days ago"
@JoeyBuckaroo @Aradia Consider the following: Rollercoaster Tycoon screams in films when people are on actual rollercoasters
@IceWolf Yeah, the real ones were only about as large as the biggest modern wolves, which are only about person-sized all and all in and of themselves.
@chr "haha, oh yeah my fursona who just curiously has far too many gross details in common with me and shares my first name and everything *sweats*"
re: cats, feels, kinstuff (+)
@zebratron2084 Same! Dogs themselves are fine and I'll pet pretty much any one of them that'll let me (and in turn, they seem to be super attracted to me too for whatever reason), but actually owning one? That just feels... wrong. It's probably just me and my Weird Kin Shit but there's something profoundly unsettling to me about the idea of *owning* what's essentially a wolf that's been bred over the millennia to be nigh-unconditionally loyal to you that likely wouldn't make it in the wild should they decide to run off after all.
re: cats, feels, kinstuff (+)
@zebratron2084 The accusations cats get always strike me as a bit nonsensical, anyway. I mean, speaking as a fucking -werewolf- of all things I definitely prefer them over dogs; they've just got the same kind of independence I try to pursue myself, for lack of better words? A lot of people who complain about cats being loveless (something I can tell you from years of experience is -complete- bullshit) seem to just want unconditional devotion from everyone else in their lives as well instead of realizing that any form of relationship, even with an animal, is going to be a two-way street no matter what it is.
re: Shitpost
@AzureHusky oh no
@Oneironott that moon indeed~
i smushed fleetwood mac and the human league together and its REAL GOOD
re: house flipper game, blood, WTF.
@nautilee ... ah. 🙃
re: house flipper game, blood, WTF.
@nautilee was... was this house owned by a serial killer???
re: lewd
@phenokage@snouts.online @distressedegg to be fair you're fucking close
allcaps, re: lewd
@distressedegg FOR REAL THOUGH LIKE
I CAN DO THE FUCKING PRETTIED UP B MOVIE MONSTER LOOK JUST FINE BUT -AT LEAST- STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE EXCLUSIVELY INTO HUMANS FFS
re: lewd
@distressedegg tfw horny for werewolves but you don't want to admit to even -that-, let alone being into actual furries
come to think of it humans into a/b/o dynamics are basically the ultimate cowards
@IceWolf Probably, that and the fact wolves are largely nocturnal animals.
@IceWolf The moon thing is more of a werewolf thing than anything, I suppose; actual wolves don't have any particular special relationship with it.
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