Vera "Not A Werewolf" Lycaon @Thaminga@awoo.space

man, today is already off to one hell of a weird start

@argylewerewolf@snouts.online Something something, hope he tries to be the center of attention in his own parade only for one of the tanks to plow into him.

@EGKangaroo 🐻🐾

me: *wakes up after like four hours of sleep, checks time* 1 PM? oh that's way early *checks a few things, goes back to sleep half an hour later*
me: *proceeds to have intensely vivid and long-winded but also pretty sweet dream about werewolves, wakes up again* ah, surely it must be close to when I'd normally wake up, that was ridiculous
clock: 2:30 PM

at least I feel energized I guess, lmao
dreamlog incoming later if I can edit this mess into something readable

Welcome to Mastodon, recently joined friends and returning friends who were pulled back to bird hell in the interim~

@anthracite Look, the only difference between a marketing email and a scam email is how quickly they roll you into whatever bullshit they serve anyway.

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online Shit, I'm sorry to hear...

all I can say is the cloud2butt extension has never been more relevant

@colon_three literally everyone, 1970s - 2000s: you know we should probably make sure we have some kinda fallback for all this shit just in case, it's only good practice and all
2010s sysadmins: hell yeah let's put our entire online presence in the hands of a private corporation we have no control over, what could possibly go wrong

@Savrin@snouts.online Trans means everything other than fully identifying with your assigned gender at all times, so absolutely~

@Nerts Took me a hot minute to realize the name was a reference to the way the first Godzilla movies were produced and it does not, in fact, involve dressing in latex and being blown up to tremendous sized to roll over a miniature city with your own air-filled girth.

@mawr Sounds like a plan; I haven't piped up about politics much myself in the past year or so for similar reasons. Better to save my energy for where it's actually going to make a meaningful impact, rather than preaching to the choir.

Happy independence day to the people of Burundi, Somalia and Rwanda, and happy Keti Koti to Black folks here in Holland. 💙

@Aradia @catoxis@snouts.online @mmsword Fair! But only because of that last reason.

@Aradia @catoxis@snouts.online @mmsword Hydrazine milkshakes.

we've all heard of concrete milkshakes by now, but what about abstract milkshakes

@Glitchyeen (wish I'd be making that sound right about now tbh)

@JulieSqveakaroo Why, I'll -happily- be on the lookout for balloon skunks from space. 💙