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@distressedegg @AzureHusky Honestly part of why I present myself the way I do online is exactly to avoid that nonsense

like please, by all means continue 'mom'-ing me as I turn into a snarling eight foot tall werewolf

@chimerror "oh no I'm a werewolf actually, you should've seen me a few days ago"

@JoeyBuckaroo @Aradia Consider the following: Rollercoaster Tycoon screams in films when people are on actual rollercoasters

@IceWolf Yeah, the real ones were only about as large as the biggest modern wolves, which are only about person-sized all and all in and of themselves.

@IceWolf @chr Yeah, Vera is literally just me who escaped her house around the time I first planned to move out back in 2016 and subsequently got bitten by an Actual Goddamn Werewolf for her trouble, pretty much.

Best references I have for her human form are literally just my own selfies.

@chr "haha, oh yeah my fursona who just curiously has far too many gross details in common with me and shares my first name and everything *sweats*"

re: cats, feels, kinstuff (+) 

@zebratron2084 Same! Dogs themselves are fine and I'll pet pretty much any one of them that'll let me (and in turn, they seem to be super attracted to me too for whatever reason), but actually owning one? That just feels... wrong. It's probably just me and my Weird Kin Shit but there's something profoundly unsettling to me about the idea of *owning* what's essentially a wolf that's been bred over the millennia to be nigh-unconditionally loyal to you that likely wouldn't make it in the wild should they decide to run off after all.

re: cats, feels, kinstuff (+) 

@zebratron2084 The accusations cats get always strike me as a bit nonsensical, anyway. I mean, speaking as a fucking -werewolf- of all things I definitely prefer them over dogs; they've just got the same kind of independence I try to pursue myself, for lack of better words? A lot of people who complain about cats being loveless (something I can tell you from years of experience is -complete- bullshit) seem to just want unconditional devotion from everyone else in their lives as well instead of realizing that any form of relationship, even with an animal, is going to be a two-way street no matter what it is.

i smushed fleetwood mac and the human league together and its REAL GOOD

youtu.be/Bc65Mf4aBlg

re: house flipper game, blood, WTF. 

@nautilee ... ah. 🙃

re: house flipper game, blood, WTF. 

@nautilee was... was this house owned by a serial killer???

re: lewd 

@phenokage@snouts.online @distressedegg to be fair you're fucking close

allcaps, re: lewd 

@distressedegg FOR REAL THOUGH LIKE

I CAN DO THE FUCKING PRETTIED UP B MOVIE MONSTER LOOK JUST FINE BUT -AT LEAST- STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE EXCLUSIVELY INTO HUMANS FFS

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