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police, hilarious misspelling in the news 

thought y'all should know "mazel tov cocktail" is trending again

So, remember about a month ago when stuff about the Linux Fox Girl went around? Someone reportedly tracked down Alan Mackey, and got his blessing on giving her a name (Xenia), and accidentally confirmed the character to be trans.

Source: twitter.com/cathodegaytube/sta

therianposting, continued 

devoured a pizza while crouched over the box it came in after putting it on the ground and subsequently got hella phantom sensations after getting a good look at the moon

what's good

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therianposting 

me: god why do I feel stir crazy af in spite of getting like five hours of sleep
moon: 🌕
me: *ah*

pronounce SQL

therianposting 

god I wish I had a set of fangs right now
and claws
and pointed ears
and fur all over my body
and a muzzle
and

probably not actually that hot of a take; worldpol but uspol in particular, police 

ACAB.

I've been saying it on birdhell over and over now, but I figured I should probably pipe up about it here too.

No, there are no genuinely *good* cops, and there's a reason I say that. Can individual police officers be kind people? Sure, but at the end of the day they're still complicit in a system of racist abuse both in the US and well, well abroad - and ignoring that is very much falling into the trap of "well, they're nice to *me*" that's often seen with people talking about their bigoted friends.

But here's the real reason why there are no good cops: The ones who *do* genuinely try to do good by changing it very quickly stop being cops. Either they quit the force because they realize there's nothing they can do, get fired (the usual result) or worse still, end up in jail or get murdered outright by other cops themselves for trying to upset the status quo that drew said other cops in to begin with.

So yeah, ACAB.

food 

folks, help me decide on dinner plans for today

finally checked out an album that was recommended to me ages ago and I have a new jam oops youtube.com/watch?v=DO1LqYNjd_

werewolf transformation art, drawn eye contact 

Now that I'm finally up, I get to upload this~

Didn't have something drawn up yet of the 'human' form nor the beast being let out to its fullest extent, with a more hybrid look along the way. <3 A wonderful commission by @WitchyWerewoof@twitter.com!

werewolf transformation art, drawn eye contact 

Now that I'm finally up, I get to upload this~

Didn't have something drawn up yet of the 'human' form nor the beast being let out to its fullest extent, with a more hybrid look along the way. <3 A wonderful commission by @WitchyWerewoof@twitter.com!

food, executive dysfunction (+ somehow) 

Y'all ever just make a panic meal because you realize it's getting late and you still needed to cook and didn't have time for anything too elaborate but still end up super pleased with what you made anyway

Because god damn this phat phrik khing is delicious

just a pinch of allcaps re: disordered sleep 

brain: ah, it's been four hours, rise and shine fucko
me: four hours isn't enough and you know it, let me fall back asleep
brain: ehhhhh we can just catch up later
me: what if we catch up now, in the time that I specifically freed up for it
brain: NO! no, you see, you must be up because uhhhhhhhh... HEY remember this idea you had right before falling asleep
me: I don't, and also fuck you

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disordered sleep 

love to make time for 7 hours of sleep and getting only 4 because your brain thinks that's enough somehow

long dreamlog, violence and what's probably going to be body horror to other people; a werewolf doing -very- werewolf things 

I haven't exactly been doing a *great* job at remembering my dreams lately but this one's still pretty fresh in my memory even two hours after waking up, so I may as well write this one out and share with the rest of the class.

Things started out pretty nebulously. Me and someone who was implied to be my older sister (NB: I'm an only child) along with a friend of mine around my age (no one I could put a name to) were out and about going through town, friend ran off having to do something saying she'll be back not much later. She didn't return, so me and my sister went looking for her a while after we dove into this fairly large store (though, only one story tall) with a big public space on top of it, first shopping around before we decided to go looking for her. Mostly groceries around us, not unlike a typical large-ish Asian supermarket but... less strictly Asian?

We arrived upstairs, and not too long after we went our separate ways - sis scoped out the bottom floor where there was a big crowd of people gathered around a dance-off between two folks no older than their early 20s, I meanwhile went upstairs where there was a small bar with a bunch of people gathered around it figured I'd find my friend there instead.

This is where things got spooky.

First thing I wanted to do was freshen myself up a little and maybe grab some water to drink, so I went up to the counter (roughly square around a small booth in the middle of the mezzanine with stools arranged around it, self-serve) and reached over for the tap when this guy smugly put his hand on mine and pressed it shut again.

So of course, I pushed his hand off of mine and pulled his arm away, which just led him to reach over again and flick water at me because he was clearly looking for a fight at which point... something snapped in me. This guy was no longer just an annoyance, he was *prey*.

The next thing that happened was that I lunged forward and sunk my teeth right into his arm, biting right through as my teeth turned into large fangs, claws growing from my fingertips while I pulled him out of his seat and slammed him against the wall behind me - everyone around me panicked and started screaming and running away as I'd started to turn.

Could swear I felt a thin dusting of fur on me as I woke up, too.

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