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can't believe apple brought back Xing out of the login screen to get admin access

Ment of "gender-reveal parties" but not in the way you'd expect and an overall positive post 

Found this gem in my Facebook history:
"I vote we repurpose the term gender reveal party to be a party where a trans or nonbinary person has just come out publicly so their friends have a party with them to celebrate, and depending on case-by-case maybe give them gifts like new wardrobe stuff if they're changing how they present cause aint nobody got money for a whole new look at once." ~ @Keltoi

me: yeah I'm [bi]sexual
you: ma'am did you just mispronounce bisexual
me: no I only fuck bees

silly linguistic musings 

would it be hard to devise a system to spell out english words in emoji, thereby making them into modern hieroglyphs

pol, me being a snarky bitch 

ah yes, counter dot social

the instance for clueless centrists who think they're woke

food, bird hell link 

ended up experimenting in the kitchen trying to emulate some Isarthakan (specifically K​ǁingarúpese) cuisine, livetweeted it all as I went, have a thread! twitter.com/mxvesemxoq/status/

... aaaand a picture of the final result. 💙 awoo.space/media/PYGwCcCehMwFh

Artist: So, uh, I've got this sketch of a demon at a synthesizer keyboard for the heavy metal slash new wave band I never quite got together

Writer: Excellent, just stick it on a dot matrix printer and add a paper trail streaming out from Earth like it's a rocket

Artist: I dunno man, I mean this is computer hardware you're selling not LSD

Writer: It's the 80s, same thing

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does it count as saying thanks very loudly if you just link someone to the THX sound, asking for a friend

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