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I always get confused whenever an app displays the time for something I just sent as "in 0s" like, there's clearly code for things being sent into the future, but what's even the use case for it

like do developers want to make sure they don't crash the phones of time travelers, have I been using a tachyonic antitelephone all along without realizing, or what

the worst pickup line imaginable 

hey girl, are you an egg that's been soaked in vinegar for a day, because you look bigger than before

food shitpost 

This Shiba Put Bananas And Peanuts On A Pizza And What Happened Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off

today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

asking for help, boosts okay 

Hey y'all, I'm running low on funds again and could really use any help folks have to offer. You are all so amazing and have helped me out so much, and every little bit helps more than you know 💙💙💙
For those that may not know i am a disabled creator trying to find something as a stopgap in and around technical and desktop support while i seek surgery. Any leads on that in the Seattle area are also much appreciated
ko-fi.com/oneironott

une shitposte 

in Germany they don't say "the discourse", instead they say "das Scheibepferd" and I think that's beautiful

Ended up drawing an author avatar for myself of sorts, since oops, all my fursonas represent aspects of myself without -quite- capturing the entirety of myself all at once. 💙 Have a werewolf~

(given my old username in a bunch of places, I feel like I've gone full circle here about a decade since joining the fandom, oops)

Weasyl: weasyl.com/~werewolfnl/submiss
FA: furaffinity.net/view/32280130/
Dropbox: dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/78

absolutely cursed worldbuilding thought, la guillotine 

wait, seeing how Christians use the cross as the symbol for their religion and all that, would it be reasonable to assume that say, members of a prosperity gospel type of thing among rich people fleeing a communist revolution would use the guillotine for theirs :thaenkin:

tap the sign meme, julia serano quote, trans gatekeeping, sexualisation 

when someone in the group chat is criticising and trying to gatekeep trans women who explored their gender identity through tgtf and sissy porn

birdsite, music link 

me when I heard about twitter going down

(let's hope it sticks next time)

instaud.io/3W0a

une shitposte 

mp3: audio
mp4: video
mp5: submachine gun

who thought this was a good naming scheme

music, no fade 

I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing

xenharmonic rave music I guess lmao

It's only a werewolf if it comes from the Loup-Garou region in France. Otherwise, it's just a lunar lupine.

Mastodon Gestalt Timeline:

2017: HOLY SHIT IT'S BBSES
2018: WAIT NO, IT'S SORTA TWITTER WITHOUT NAZIS
2019: HANG THE FUCK ON IS THIS EMAIL
2020: OH GOD RUN IT'S NEWSGROUPS, WE REINVENTED NEWSGROUPS

sometimes you just want someone to hold you and reassure you things will be okay, y'know?

man, today is already off to one hell of a weird start

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