the worst pickup line imaginable 

hey girl, are you an egg that's been soaked in vinegar for a day, because you look bigger than before

re: worst pickup line imaginable 

@Thaminga um streamer that's not how you spell greatest

the worst pickup line imaginable 

@Thaminga at last, the egg has made its way over here

the worst pickup line imaginable 

@Thaminga Do not soak your inflatable friends in vinegar... it does not end well.

the worst pickup line imaginable, sequel 

@Thaminga The next time you see her:

Hey girl, are you an egg that's been soaked in maple syrup for a day? Because you look bigger than before

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