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old news picture (it's a map), drug mention in image 

tfw I made the exact same mistake as this map (among numerous others)

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tried labeling the US states right before bed and uh

I'm sure this is 100% correct, totally

uspol 

dems: we're going to do everything in our power to make sure the candidate we want to win does so, rather than the one people actually like
also dems: wait what do you mean people are voting less and less

"oh what? this album just took a weird turn." - me, before realizing that my iPod moved on to an autechre album

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i regret this already 

ladies and gentlemen, cumbo number 5

re: food, species feels (+) 

honestly first thing I'm doing when I move out is get some of that stuff and just skip the sandwich part altogether, shit tastes amazing all by itself

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food, species feels (+) 

me? oh no I'm tragically human on the outside unfortunately *proceeds to make and immediately consume two sandwiches with nothing but raw beef and a bit of salt and pepper on them*

(it was storebought carpaccio y'all I'm not about to get violently ill or whatever)

therianposting 

not as bad of a new moon as usual, huh

still feeling *disgustingly* human today, however

wait if you're a werewolf do you go to a vet or a doctor, or does it depend on what time of the month it is

asking for a friend

blood (I'm fine), wondering aloud how family members of mine have managed to make it into their fifties, really not sure what to tag this with otherwise 

So, way earlier today my dad bumped his shin into a door handle at work and apparently cut himself hard enough in the process that it started bleeding pretty heavily and he needed like seven stitches when he later went to the doctor for it.

He... somehow didn't notice any of this other than the act of bumping into the thing itself until he looked down at one point and found himself standing in a puddle of his own blood.

Fast forward to earlier tonight and (predictably, because my dad is nothing if not an utter fool) one of the stiches must've broken back open or something, because all hell broke lose and mom was scrambling to get it all cleaned up - when I came down a little while later I could smell the bloody tissues from the other side of the kitchen for fuck's sakes.

Like... how did this man make it to 56??? Like I realize I have a mad sensitive nose and all, but how do you *not* pick up on the feeling of what must've been a pretty bad cut in your leg, liquid going down it and pooling in and around your shoe over time, let alone the scent of it all after a while? I'm... in absolute awe.

yo *three percent* of the world population went on strike today. a quarter of a billion people! shoutouts to india

I have absolutely no idea what this zig thing is that everyone's talking about all of a sudden

all I know is I'm supposed to move all of them for great justice

SFW art (commission), eye contact 

Got an extremely good commission of yours truly from @_knucklebone@twitter,com (who's currently open!) earlier today~

SFW art (commission), eye contact 

Got an extremely good commission of yours truly from @_knucklebone@twitter,com (who's currently open!) earlier today~

GDQ, nederlandposting 

Het is een wonderschone dag in het dorp, en jij bent een vreselijke gans.

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