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I want Elon Musk to be at the centre of a big scandal because:

1) I mean fuck him
2) Elon-Gate

a cocktail so sour, that if u touch it, you get a huge electric shock and then turn into a 1:1 scale statue of yourself made out of graphite. the pose of the statue depicts you getting a huge electric shock

There was a TV show in 1984 called "Turbo Teen"

It featured a teenager who accidentally got caught in a government experiment and ended up being able to turn into a sports car

Yes, really

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oygwӿgꝏgowoԍmnɀ mϣnnmgn (---) 

◇⋒◇⋒ԍmgԍჸgԍnoԍ ɑoȝŋŋwoɪŋჸg ɸowgyŋჸ oиɀԍԍɸɽ∴ ⴜowy yԍgwɀymgnɑmgψϣɟзԍ ɀyɟɽ, ygŋɪg mϣɑgᶙɀbwᶗȝ.

⊼⊼ⴅɀևoӿcnoyʋɀჸg φgozзꝏϣnɪgꝏɑmgψϣɟзԍ ɀyʋɽ, ʓ ⴜonჸϣԍoȝoȝgɟ oʋʋзw ɟgyԍⴜoswgφgŋჸзԍ gɑmgn; ⴜowy gnჸз ᶙᶗԍφgozз ɑφoԍɟɽ mᶗȝɟɽ ⴜowy ʋᶗwɪⴜ ygynჸgɟ, ywзⴜϣwԍɽɟ sϣჸg ŋwӿꝏgჸϣ ɑφoԍɽ yg ɑɽmnɽ.

⊼⊼⊼ԍთgnɀmwᶗȝ иŋӿgpgŋჸ.

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existential screaming, continued (--) 

"but how do we pay for all this?!" I don't know, maybe we actually make the rich contribute their fucking part in society???

"but the economy!" isn't a fucking excuse; economics is nothing more than an abstraction of the cycle of goods and resources through society. that shit is people's decisions all the way down, cut the bullshit and can -clearly- see a small group of rich folks hogging everything at the expense of the world as a whole

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existential screaming (--) 

ever feel like the solutions to some of the world's problems have been easier and more obvious than ever before but you want to fucking scream in people's faces for outright refusing to start working on them

like gee, a bunch of rich white dudes who openly contempt the rest of society hold pretty much all the money and power in the world but noooooooo, clearly the REAL problem is people who are different from you who are just trying to fucking live, right?

where the hell did y'all get these fancy-ass calculators from, I had to do high school with one of these fuckers

can't believe that's getting close to a decade ago now awoo.space/media/SaNeajXUwm4uD

o heck yes the world needs more jpeg compression

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