Scene: child-like me stands in a tiny wading pool with a couple inches of water holding a running garden-hose, staring into the window of my home at the TV and sadly muttering...

The hottest coolest time in Texas... come play...

SCHLITTERBAHN

[I want to get wet]

@ThatDamnCat I always wanted to go to SCHLITTERBAHN the ads looked so cool

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It really is a fun place, and even more so if you know some of the quirks

Can recommend over other water parks

@ThatDamnCat well if i ever go to Texas again I'll have to try and make it....

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