@ThatDamnCat I once had that (with cajun fries).

My hand seized up at a critical moment, accidentally throwing a pair of fried in the cup of coffee, made it undrinkable :(

@ThatDamnCat I was having coffee and (spiced) French fries.
I had a small hand seizure, because my body is a mess.
The two fries between my fingers flew gracefully, their center of mass on a balistic arc, the rest of the frie dancing a complex ballet around it.
Landed in the cup, making a small splash.
At the phase boudary, coffee starts to capture spice, which invades the whole cup through frenetic, Brownian motion.
Coffee now spiced and disgusting, @kellerfuchs sad.

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Oh, wow

yeah, that would necessitate new coffee

and maybe a napkin

*hugs* You can share my fries

As for coffee, I want an espresso shake. It's cold and has a lid for safer consumption.

Oh, don't worry, that was a month or so ago.

*partakes in fries, offers @ThatDamnCat some cheese on toast*

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