@ThatDamnCat I once had that (with cajun fries).
My hand seized up at a critical moment, accidentally throwing a pair of fried in the cup of coffee, made it undrinkable :(
I... what?
Oh, wow
yeah, that would necessitate new coffee
and maybe a napkin
*hugs* You can share my fries
As for coffee, I want an espresso shake. It's cold and has a lid for safer consumption.
Oh, don't worry, that was a month or so ago.
*partakes in fries, offers @ThatDamnCat some cheese on toast*