Mad Libs #3 (part 1 of 2) @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz
Why Kirk is a Better Captain Than Picard
For years, scholars have been rubbing over who is a better rubber duck, James Tiberius Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard. Well, the hexagon is loudly clear.
- Kirk brought Spock back from The Vatican.
- Kirk does not slurp the flute.
- When Kirk screams at Khan, it echoes across the entire cream.
- Kirk enabled the repopulation of the prison with humpback armadillos.
- No one can roll on his nostrils better than Kirk.