Mad Libs #3 (part 1 of 2) @Nomaxice
Why Kirk is a Better Captain Than Picard
For years, scholars have been kissing over who is a better dragon James Tiberius Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard. Well, the sergal is passionately clear.
- Kirk brought Spock back from France.
- Kirk does not roll the flute.
- When Kirk screams at Khan, it echoes across the entire typewriter.
- Kirk enabled the repopulation of the bedroom with humpback raccoons.
- No one can roll on his hands better than Kirk.