car crash
wow so like I'm reading this askreddit thread
there are so many things about car crashes fucking people up so badly in so many ways
am I the luckiest person on the planet or something????? how do I slam my car into a telephone pole at 60 mph, total it, and walk away with only a concussion and ptsd??????? do I have like Archer-level protagonist immunity or something???????????
Heh, if life wasn't ridiculous then people wouldn't have so much material to make fun of on the internet, and News of the Weird and The Darwin Awards wouldn't exist.
I have seen someone hit a tree at 60mph and total their car and live... was it you? [this was many years ago]
@ThatDamnCat nah I hit a telephone pole lol
but cool! surviving that is pretty badass (this is what I tell myself to feel better about it lol)