car crash 

wow so like I'm reading this askreddit thread

there are so many things about car crashes fucking people up so badly in so many ways

am I the luckiest person on the planet or something????? how do I slam my car into a telephone pole at 60 mph, total it, and walk away with only a concussion and ptsd??????? do I have like Archer-level protagonist immunity or something???????????

getting hit by cars 

also I've been hit by cars

THERE SEPERATE TIMES IN MY LIFE

and each time nothing more than annoyance happened, I was never seriously injured beyond like barely falling

like

H O W

sometimes I feel like my entire life is so fucking ridiculous people on here probably don't even think I'm a real person

probably imposter syndrome tho

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Heh, if life wasn't ridiculous then people wouldn't have so much material to make fun of on the internet, and News of the Weird and The Darwin Awards wouldn't exist.

I have seen someone hit a tree at 60mph and total their car and live... was it you? [this was many years ago]

@ThatDamnCat nah I hit a telephone pole lol

but cool! surviving that is pretty badass (this is what I tell myself to feel better about it lol)

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