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It is amazing how many shitposts I just scrolled right on through today

@lanodan_wtch@witches.town @TipsyTentacle@witches.town

No, it's try-sexual

they'll try anything... mud, chickens, anything

@Elizafox

mostly they are somewhere near baggage claim and the rental cars

they are disappearing from malls

@Elizafox

they do still exist in places like airports and bus stations and malls

@raccoon

Let's go sit somewhere while you play your unamped bass for me

@Elizafox

back in the early 90s, when I worked my first job at 7-11, Brain Freeze was part of their ad campaign for Slurpees

I have some nifty shirts advertising it. They were cool.

Why does my cat have to put her asshole on everything?

@U039b

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Nice!

The aforementioned can of beans now sits in the refrigerator with a floppy top

Thanks, son

awoo.space/media/YUsXz6UXqVimB

@Gaypow

No, though the can of beans looked like that initially because he couldn't figure out the can opener

I will suggest the look to him. Knowing his personality, he would probably like that very much

My son is sitting in the living room eating from a can of beans with a spoon

yeah...

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

A friend who is on a masto instance had a bot that had furry porn in it

It was hilarious

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