ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@astraluma

same

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space

same

jizz is gross except when it's not

@sara

This made me specifically pay attention to his weird shoes

I want to watch a movie that makes me feel good tonight, like the way a good Ghibli movie does.

Stupid head is bothering me and I need something on the kinder side of entertainment

You're seeing now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars,

I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar

it's a cold day and my windows are open and I can smell someone grilling food and it smells so wonderful

love the smell of fire-cooked food on a cold day

I want to grill some more mushroom caps and squash so bad

@Violet

I had to enlarge the picture to make sure that was his pants I was seeing and not an added raccoon penis

wow, my mind goes weird places when looking at stuff on masto

@benaiah@pdx.social

they're not usually harmful but any bear that has gotten used to humans is a concern. Glad it didn't get physical

@cozykaffe@snouts.online

https://www.naturehills.com/pub/media/catalog/product/b/l/blue_chinese_wisteria_tree_cropped.jpg

blue Chinese wisteria

@fillertrack

sandals... yikes

Yes I am making macaroni and cheese

@hax

it does, in retrospect

I might have considered that in the moment except she was a middle school kid. I felt kinda bad for her going around trying to sell those coupon books and I've always supported local schools

Can't sleep?

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/28/health/nasa-bed-rest-study-scn-trnd/index.html

Space scientists want to pay you almost $19,000 to lie in bed for 2 months

@starwall

to this I would suggest the old Isaac Asimov story, The Last Question.

It is easily found online and is about 13 pages. A favorite of mine

@starwall

I can recommend an old Arthur C Clarke story, The Nine Billion Names of God

It's exactly what you want

@cozykaffe@snouts.online

It also pushes on your prostate

I have a very nsfw gif that kinda ilustrates this if you want to see

@cozykaffe@snouts.online

I like Probe
water-based, and not terrible should you decide to taste it