Show newer

@cnc@cybre.space

Water is good

Kids need music

I said similar things before being a parent

@cnc@cybre.space

It's inevitable. Can't be avoided.

Lewd Timeline 

Wow, that's a really big girldick on my timeline

Happy Independence Day

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

I've got a moon and it's real

@thefishcrow

I wasn't suggesting your skillset

You gotta summon power-librarian

@thefishcrow

Counteract their noise with power-librarian (+4 silent attack)

@icefox

It's as fresh as when I was a kid and we went to my grandparent's orchard and picked the oranges ourselves.

I recommend despite the extra cost over commercial orange juice

@icefox

It is.

The main difference is that it's not pasteurized or from concentrate

It's just straight orange juice, freshly squeezed daily in-store.

It has less shelf-life being unpasteurized and immune-compromised people should avoid but it tastes hecking amazing

I am drinking cold-pressed orange juice and it is the best

@fillertrack

just do it

Also, dang, hate those distant mailbox clusters.

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Beware. That way leads to lemon party

@6A62@mastodon.social

I've tweeted this image myself and it doesn't get old

@thefishcrow

ooh, monk parakeets

We have these all over town. They're pretty but they're also a nuisance because they make huge nests on cell phone towers

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!