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Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us

I'd go but you're wet and you're furry

and funky

One day I was walking and I found this big log
then I rolled the log over and underneath
was a tiny little stick
and I was like,
"That log had a child!"

@rachel

According to that reflection, someone's been eating fast food

How to not be depressed 

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

burritos stuffed with more burritos

I might be watching an 80s game-show about playing arcade games

I might be

twitch.tv/shoutfactorytv

lewd, gross 

@cnc@cybre.space @Elizafox

happened with me, too, for a while

Now there's nothing

lewd, gross 

@cnc@cybre.space

alien baby goo

Hot Take on Amazon (CW: ground meat) 

@mawr

I really miss the days when Whole Foods was just a local store

@ohtorifightclub@witches.town

not really

It's okay now. It went away.

@Gaypow

Ah.

I like him

I hate Wonderwall

it's all good

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