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*stops to catch breath*

A very happy Friday

It is Friday... right?

@ThatDamnCat I can talk to nymphomaniacs! it's really cool! but totally secret.

There are certain things I like and I'm not ashamed to say so. I will never stop liking them.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Cartoons

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

I'm gonna be me ❤ 💯

Every time I favorite a post I'm just enabling you all

Carry on

Report for today:

Nothing has happened yet.

That is all.

Having a night of aliens with my kiddo

Alien
Aliens

the third movie maybe on another night

Strawberry yogurt with French vanilla almond granola is so very yum

The timeline moved and I just favorited my own post

Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois... 60062

This is my bubble
It's round and good and pretty
also very queer

Metaphor overheard:

"The best way to eat an elephant is one spoon at a time."

Why would you eat an elephant with a spoon?

I found several little bottles of alcohol buried in all that ice

Woo!

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