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Update for this morning's WTF moment:

That strange person who contacted me on IRC is back. They wrote a bunch of weird stuff about not getting through with PayPal and that UDP isn't clear.

SMH

A normal person spends their life avoiding tense situations.

A repo man spends their life getting INTO intense situations.

My WTF moment of the morning:

Someone just queried me on IRC and asked me what my Skype is.

Not a clue who this person is or how they decided to query me. They are not in any of the channels I'm in.

I told them it's "tittysucker45"

I hope no one has that ID out there.

It's 4:35AM and I'm just starting to feel the first drowsies.

I need a pick-me-up. Coffee at midnight helped but it's fading out.

A lot of people in North America sleep at this hour.

And I sit here and AWOO

AWOO Haiku 

This is what I did
I left Mastodon social
and now I AWOO

Okay. @raccoon we cna update this tonight... after I get coffee

All I wanted was a Pepsi... just one Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me.

Kink Mommy 

Six-letter-word for something mommies give and it starts with 'C'

Today feels like a good soup day. I wish it was raining like in California to truly enjoy the warm nourishment on a cold day, but good soup is always welcome inside me.

Went out this morning and noticed the stop sign/street sign at the corner of my property was pushed over and knocked into the trees.

What's wrong with kids now? We used to at least take the signs when we were teens.

I did a good and called the city to fix it. I can hear them out there now.

A had a weird set of dreams and a bunch of you tooters were in it.

Crying and dreaming don't mix well.

If you don't yet know how amazing @raccoon is, I suggest you check out her posts or resume or git page, because this is another fine toot made from TOOTSTREAM

I'm so proud of you, sweetie! This is going to be cool!

Guess what? I'm using TOOTSTREAM by @raccoon to toot this. AWOO

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