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Making jasmine rice because it really is super yum

Please, if you're reporting something on mastodon.social:

1) Attach toots so I can quickly see what it's about
2) Add a comment as to why you're reporting so i get some context
3) If the toot/account is not in English, *please* definitely add a comment explaining it in English

We do have a mod who speaks French, and I speak German and Russian, but it still allows us to work through reports faster if they're in English

Tastes like "sour birthday cake and shame" is not a selling point

The local timeline on masto social is freaking me out and way too chaotic. I like it so much more here

awoo

I was looking forward to this day but now I'm not so sure

When the timeline jumps so far you unintentionally favorite something before you get a chance to even focus your eyes on the post

It occurs to me I might not want to have all the followers from dot social... might want to edit the list a little

I want to make cookies

I want to eat cookies

I'm trying not to eat cookies

*sigh*

Unlike someone I know, I have never lied to a squirrel

Mommy / Little 

A good mommy knows when her little girl needs extra hugs

Lewd Titles 

It says "titles"...

Anyway, discovered tonight that "butthole enthusiast" is a real title.

I always assumed it was a hobby.

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