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Judging by posts today, half of everyone has suffered uncomfortable heat yesterday or today.

Good time to enjoy some ice water

I wish I could easily apply a semi-permanent paint to other parts of my body besides my fingernails.

Lewd Products You Need 

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So, searching for something else, I found this...

ebay.com.au/itm/Brush-milk-nip

I recommend scrolling down to the product description and images of the product in action.

Fortune Cookie: The best mirror is a good friend.

If you see me staring at you, fixing my hair, it's because the cookie told me to.

I was talking to my friend about trigonometry but then I wandered off, distracted by a tangent...

It's now 83F in my living room because I haven't turned on the air conditioner this year

Ooh, I could go get lots of tacos and burritos

it's only 6 blocks away

I might be up longer today than I expected. The neighbor has construction going on. There is much hammering and powersawing and banging and grinding and peopletalk and it's all right outside my uninsulated bedroom window.

Darn you, home improvement

So, looks like this weekend millions of people will become more aware of the phrase 🗑 🐼

cc: @raccoon

When you can't even bring yourself to subtoot because it's just too damn true and painful

"They should be outside, playing Furry Furry Rabbit or tea party or something."

"What's Furry Furry Rabbit?"

"It's a game, isn't it?"

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Went and got haircut/styling for myself and my daughter. It was really great!

Best part: My stylist is trans herself!

*spins*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 🐾

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