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I so love my endocrinologist! She is so very very trans-friendly!

No, kiddo... it's MONTY Python, not MIGHTY Python...

*giggle*

The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital

Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves

Lewd Food 

I'm eating a really big sausage right now and it's so tasty

found out that you can change the font in pso to whatever you have on your pc. probably should not have picked the dark souls font.

Send an AWOO to someone you care about today. It's like a power-hug!

:janiawoo:

For all the new people...

Do you like 🍍​ on 🍕​ ?

Why, yes, I am making cornbread right now.

Smells so good!

Gonna have it with chili... and maybe a beer.

🌽 ​🍞​ + 🍺​ = 🐱​ 😋​ :janiawoo:

Welp...

Just discovered that I absolutely cannot ever browse my Twitter timeline without seeing porn and buttholes.

lewd adjacent adjacent 

I love lingerie

Mmm... sausage with mustard. I bet this would be good with a beer.

Went for a walk... it's warm and humid.

It was nice and cool, even chilly, the other day. I hate how we get teased by Autumn.

Overheard from my GF, @raccoon

"I didn't expect to see so many dicks!"

Military jets were screaming overhead for the last half hour and it was weird. Their presence overhead is unusual since the Air Force base closed nearly 20 years ago.

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