The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital
Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves
For all the new #introductions people...
Do you like 🍍 on 🍕 ?
Overheard from my GF, @raccoon
"I didn't expect to see so many dicks!"
Trans Woman from Austin, Texas