ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

This is how my cat slept by me earlier

https://awoo.space/media/xnDyXw8rMZsCxlVPi4Y

Pay me to show you my moon every day

Okay, the chicken is on the grill and the barbecue sauce is ready to apply soon

I love outdoor cooking nights

Having a nice glass of cold-pressed orange juice and it's wonderful

@thefishcrow

Last post is for you, gender wars

U see me now a veteran of a thousand gender wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left to me

You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you
You blame me for my silence say It's time I changed and grew
But the war's still going on, dear, and there's no end that I know
And I can't say if we're ever...
I can't say if were ever gonna be free

Dear weekend postman:

None of these items are my mail.

Speaking of... where is my mail?

I'm a good kitty

Should I sleep or game?

Talk about a dilemma

I'm a gay cat

Where the HECK is my hairbrush?

@inmysocks

I saw someone on the Warcraft server the other day with a name something like Inmysocks and they had a pet named SendNudes

Just thought I'd share that

confession:

I'm the only person in the house who drinks non-fat milk so I sometimes drink from the carton and it's so good

*goes to check Twitter*

*sees another gaping anus*

*sighs*

-click- unfollow

Dear Twitter,

Kinda getting tired of gaping assholes. Got anything better to offer my timeline?

Thanks!

~melanie

Why are there never any crackers in this house???

Cat... submitted for your approval

https://awoo.space/media/ZMBrJIyWacAt_ziR8Qs