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There’s a vape shop I’ve seen billboards for called “Grape Vape” and their mascot is just Grape Ape from Hanna Barberra (except now he vapes)

I kinda wonder just how many other vape shops have gotten away with that. Like, is there a place called Captain Vapeman?

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Due to incorrect abstraction and the limitations of the medium with paint, porcelain cats produce some of the best reaction images.

WHY. AM. I. SO. DAMN. SWEATY.

Seriously, I wish I didn’t sweat to much. From what I read online you can reduce sweating by ingesting less caffeine, but honestly I’d kinda precious the botulism in the face.

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Due to popular demand, and the ever-increasing net to explain Mastodon to newbies as every instance is being bombarded with new users...

I've gone ahead and create a video tutorial that should help folks get to grips with all of this platform's particulars:

Intro to Mastodon 101
youtube.com/watch?v=W22msAw2zw

Special Thanks to:
@noelle @Gargron @MillennialDog @Rybark

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Found this one birdsite and idk if it's supposed to be critical or supportive?

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UPDATE: I'd like to let people know that I've narrowly managed to secure temporary housing for the person in question. They could still use a more permanent residence within the Portland, OR - Seattle area, though and they're willing to make the trip themselves!

Thank you so, so much for spreading this, too! It sincerely means a lot to the both of us!

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Check out the cool swag. @angrboda got me for my b-day! (She also drew me the cute Uraraka card!)

I’M THE BIRTHDAY
I’M THE BIRTHDAY
I’M THE BIRTHDAY
BOY (OR GIRL)

‪Coworker brought her good puppo into work today, which was a nice pre-birthday surprise. ‬

So, masto question: are there ways to subscribe to multiple instances without having to make alt accounts??

Oh snap, I just realized on masto I can totally be horny on main because normies aren’t following me here.

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Here's a good gif to send to anyone giving you more details than you want about their dick

It took me a hot minute to figure out what “birdsite” was hahaha

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actually in the UK they call them crisptunes

‪Just finished Jitsu and am exhaustedly watching Judo practice. The sensei asked if I wanted to train and as much as I did, I was worried that upon being thrown to the mat I’d explode into goo like the thug who got doused in toxic waste at the end of Robocop‬

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