Just a heads up that I’m moving instances. Cash me at Therian@yiff.life

Thinking about switching feds to snouts or yiff. Thoughts? Seems like snouts is closed??

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Tiny homemade danishes (turnovers? Idk. They're crescent rolls). I have cream cheese cinnamon icing for these and they're 👌🏻

‪Boda made turnovers from the apples in our yard. I’m on my sibo diet and have to sit next to these delicious smelling bastards. 😭‬

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mastodon is a fascinating social experiment showing that when our online communication is unfettered by algorithms enforcing corporate incentives and when given the tools to better organize and moderate our communities, we inevitably gravitate towards horny on main

Self image 

Everyone is so damn cute and I’m an old ass pallet swap of Zak Galafanakis

I will now pedantically list all of the things on Tootdon that bug me:

1. Getting bumped to the top of the home tab when I check replies

2. Having to search for GIFs on Google like a god damn animal

3. ARMBAR

4. Not being able to swipe through multiple images in a post

Open for a surprise 

You’re cute

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Proud to announce my own new cryptocurrency, United States Dollars. We're very excited, please invest today!!!!!!!

‪*Jock Jams plays*‬

‪“Who’s ready to lie on the bed and writhe in agony?!”‬

‪Y’ALL READY FOR THIS‬

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Mastodon? More like “It’s a BLAST-odon” am I right?! Anyways don’t forget to hit that follow button for more great content like this.

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I bought men leggings and let me tell you, gentlemen you have been missing out.

Depression chronic illness 

If I don’t cure this goddam SIBO I will always suck at jiu jitsu. I can drill and study as much as I want, but if I lose all energy mid training because I’m out of breath or someone puts too much stomach pressure on or my joints hurt too bad I won’t get anywhere. I need to stop making excuses and try and eat an incredibly strict diet until it’s gone.

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“I’m really into vinyl”

“Oh cool! What are your favorite records?”

“Oh, oh no...”

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‪I bought Apple Airpods. I mostly like them because everyone who wears them looks like they’re wearing beautiful lady earrings. ‬

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