Val but a Cenobigbite @Valerie_Elysee@awoo.space

Improve your human form by becoming less human.

Trustworthy
Strong
Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
Courteous
Kind
Obedient
Cheerful
Knowledgeable
Brave
Durable

And one can be yours for a very affordable price! Call now for special bulk rates and discounts!

This seems like a good time for a PSA:

If in the future you see something on a public-facing webpage you want to make a durable record of for use as evidence, don't take a screenshot. Those are -- understandably -- widely considered too easy to fabricate.

Instead, snapshot the page with the Internet Archive. It'll log a timestamped copy of the page to their servers. Highly tamper-resistant.

https://archive.org/web/ ("save page now", bottom-right)

From Kae_agcb snep toy with permission

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WELCOME TO MASTODON ONLINE
Choose Your Class:

⚒️ Arch-Communist (Health/Dodge Tank, High Sustain)

🏳️‍🌈 Gendernouveau (Defense Tank, Heavy Damage Buffs & Mitigation)

🐺 Socialist Fursona (Melee DPS, High Burst Damage)

🔥 Aesthetic Anarchist (Melee DPS, Self-Sustain, Positionals)

📔 Theorycrafter (Ranged DPS, Continuous Damage)

⌨️ Codemonkey (Ranged DPS, Caffeine Stacks, Debuffs)

🎨 Artisan Inque (Healer, Unique Buffs, Rotational Spells)

👩‍⚕️ Pop Psych (Healer, Extreme Burst Healing, Shields)

*gets caught in a leg trap and hoisted up into a tree*

ǝu0zǝɹɐusɐp 'ʞɔnɟ ɥɐ

dont @ me if you cant handle the truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOw8fEnT8YE

"(W)hen I'm left trying to explain myself, why I get to feel the way I feel, why I get to feel happy the way I feel happy, I'm left trying to explain what happiness is.
And you know what? That made me depressed as fuck."

Going back to Twitter I now see the concept of "going viral" as what it actually is, a weird and unhealthy obsession actively encouraged by platforms through the frustratingly mysterious black box of their algorithims. And it's not like this is accidental either, this is gradual and deliberate social engineering on behalf of large corporations that transforms normal reasonable people into obsessive, dysfunctional content farms. We were never the consumer. We were the product.

Him consume
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Don't travel alone! You might get droned.

Stand clear of machinery: Risk of incorporation.

Rubber ring hazard area: Be aware of your surroundings.

Infohazard ahead: Compulsive hypnotic symbols in area.

Beware: Auditory induced synthflesh transmutation. Wear ear protection. Management is not responsible for spontaneous toyification, dronification, face or personality loss.

Friendly reminder that you deserve a strong, four-armed lesbian girlfriend that will princess carry you whilst carrying a rose.

⛓️ : OkCupid

wow it would be really really easy to throw up a modded instance where you compromised the password system and started stealing./ selling passwords

So I wrote a song,

please don't reuse your paaaasswords
on different mastodon instanceeeeees
Assume the admin is acting in baaaad faaaaaith
And use a generated paaasswooooood

could someone who has a nice voice and maybe has a guitar sing that song? I will put it on top of stock footage oh some lizards running around and then we all post and share the video

this link below is kind of the vision but with lizards and a different song and it doesn't have to be the song i wrote just with the same vibe

https://streamable.com/ylas

(and yes, just_post is a _fantastic_ place to post)

I sometimes feel that I got into post-furry too late, but it's looking more like it's the right time. I have a wonderful circle of friends exchanging ideas and then my mind fires up from there and builds narratives from there.

Why would advanced cybernetics be limited to metals and hard surfaces? There's enough to make a soft synthetic creature happen in my mind and my brain just really likes that idea.

✨space plush!✨

Can we start a movement where at every store, everu fast food place, if they have a "how did we do" type Web page, or a customer suggestions box, we just ask "why do the workers not have chairs?"