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gator crimes

puting an eclair and a can of spray cheese in a jailbroken juicero for science

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Florian

Broke: lootboxes
Woke: lewdboxes

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fwankie

trying to awaken some folks on this server

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not a lixard in a hyenasuit

It’s cold

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MOVED

plea for help 

hey uh i usually don't ask my followers this but i'm getting desperate

if you know anyone (or are anyone) in the Pacific Northwest (US) area looking for a roomie please get in touch with me asap

i don't know where the hell we're going after friday and it's looking more and more that we might be homeless? so if anyone can lend a hand please do so if you can

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fwankie

Get a load of this fuckin tail

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

Animal Crossing Facts 

I just made a new Animal Cross! The Girafelant!

It's a giraffe but with an elephant face. Did you know: with both neck and trunk fully extended, it can reach and manipulate objects up to 13 feet away from its front legs! :D

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Lo ✨

a cutie 

is you

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Mycroft

someone is going to h*ck for this
(no listed source from my source)

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Vloelei, Hopeful Animal ​:therian:​

music blabber, Synthwave 

Synthwave and retro 80s nostalgia became more and more popular and is largely unexamined until this year 2018 The Midnight'd 'Kids" comes along and is like "alright sit the fuck down nerds"

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fwankie

Dumb but cute trope: reptile anthros that cuddle mammals because they like the body heat

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Damage control kobold

Like stick a toll booth coin basket to a pitching machine.

You throw the coins into the basket, and then it hucks a very round plush at you.

Make the whole vending experience fun. As opposed to a normal vending machine where you just want to smash it with hammers.

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fwankie

Made a new SL avatar earlier, got some tweaks to do to it but overall looking how I want it 🐍

Big tail goth gf

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Empress of Mars: Undisputed

magickhxqz; reddit 

Was a bit proud of this exchange. It addresses important things the Armchair Rationalist crowd misses about brain management IMO.

Context: we were talking about Figure 1, the "immunity dog" meme. Orange had called the meme "lawful evil," and someone responded with "If it saves some from subconsciously worrying... doesn't the end justify the means?" Orange didn't like that idea, and I (Blue) tried to explain to 'em why a "magic feather" needn't be "real" to be a positive thing.

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Snao

transphobia 

Hhggghhn. Patience infinitely tested when straight people are
just starting
to accept trans people, but they don't accept nonbinary people yet.

I extremely hate the time it takes for understanding to be fully realized.

It feels like the US is still stuck in the 1960s-80s on all this in some ways, but it *is* getting better.

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🔴 HAL 9000

boost if u would date an enby I’m curious

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&Kalmia

Hot Fiction Take 

Reminder that you're reading this message on a machine based in poisoned sand we convinced to do math with lightning.

Magic is real, we just describe it in such boring ways~

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Quote of the Day:

"It often strikes me that it is considered immature to be unable to believe bullshit." -- Sarah Miller (popula.com/2018/09/30/sarahs-m)

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➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life

Consider:

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Tahajin

A Friend in Need (Please Boost! Slight NSFW) 

So, a dear friend of mine is facing homelessness and needs $900 to escape to a friend in Arizona for the plane ticket and the first month of rent.

You can find their GoFundMe page here! We'd both appreciate you spreading this as far as possible.
gofundme.com/6uatn2-help-me-ge

They also are ready and willing to take commissions to meet that goal. If you like what you see below, please contact them at onyxsands@gmail.com or on Discord: S | A | U | C | Y #4102

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