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@kitsch@witches.town Literally physically true omg

[holds hand up to earpiece] wait, what's this... 

@Vann@glitch.social I keep seeing your bot replicant's posts and thinking they're real for like thirty seconds until I see the name

@KS@is.a.qute.dog @Gaypow I never noticed this before now

@candle@witches.town g��d �d��

@Mycroft The latest version of the player's handbook thing mentions trans and nonbinary characters

I have all my platformer's basic movement stuff done, but now what...

Finished rebuilding my platformer's guts in a much more organized way, I can actually read my own code now...

@HTHR@cybre.space oh my god... how did I not see it...

@Gaypow "but where's... where's their fursona... How do I know what they look like..."

@Gaypow [old man shouting into wand] open snapchat please

@Terrana@tootplanet.space This sounds like exactly what a lot of people need

Voksa boosted

A robot walked up to the statue.
"Excuse me, do your batteries need charging?"
The statue did not reply.
"I will leave you as you are then."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

"Flash lamps have an attribute called the 'explosion energy'. You don't want to run the lamp at 100% of its explosion energy, because it will explode."

So far I think there's gonna be a tinier LCD-type screen on the outside for stuff like caller ID messages (so you can see them without opening the thing up) and maybe the general rgb light that phones have, but that's not super exciting

Signal strength and battery life indicators too maybe?

For real if anyone has any ideas I'd love to hear lol

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I've embarked on another silly project: Turning a raspberry pi and 4G communication chip into a smartphone.

I've decided on a casing shaped kind of like the folding versions of star trek tricorders, with a screen and physical keyboard on the inner surfaces. It'll be hilariously big, basically a tiny laptop.

What kinds of buttons and switches and indicator lights and stuff would be useful on an absurd phone?? I need to add lots of controls and indicators to make it look all blinky and spacey...

I made something sort of like chicken and waffles, but I don't eat chicken or have waffles so it's really just the vague memory of chicken and waffles

@kit kleenex formaldehyde is what my sinuses produce during allergy season

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