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@Vann@glitch.social "every time we touch, I- [recordscratch] -hail satan"

Got me my 🎵​adhd meds🎵​ finally

nsfw, Horny Jokes 

@KS My latest pipe dream project is sort of a tabletop game system, the classes are Interesting :devious_horns:​

nsfw, Horny Jokes 

I've ended up at a very strange place in my life, writing things like "potion is stored in the balls" for a tabletop system thing

a window into your soul, aka open your most recent emoji and spam them 

@Vann@glitch.social ✨​🙏​:thaenkin:​:hand_paw_nx90:​🗝​🛏​⛽️​:zweihander:​💻​:broadsword:​🏪​:awoo:​🚀​🦋​💪​😋​

[computer game auto-detects graphics capabilities, sets everything to "ultra"]

[robot blush]

@kitsch@witches.town I approve of this message

"Wow where did the time go, it feels like I lost an h-"

"oh"

@yatchi [gently places mouse button on a tiny viking longboat]

@Gaypow @Vann@glitch.social The books are still being studied, some of the pages are sticky and our lawyers have so far been unable to read them

Hurt myself 

@Gaypow [searches through bin of replacement thumbs]

I got some "fancy" tea, it's smoked, smelled like a campfire and made me feel like a dragon

10/10

Voksa boosted

how do you know when a robot is flirting? 

because when they are, they follow their beep with a *boop* (#^.^#)

[sneaks downstairs]
[steals chips]
[skitters back up the stairs while muttering "nyehehehe"]

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