Voksa @VoxSomniator@awoo.space

That's not entirely true, he dies *a lot*, it just never sticks

I keep accidentally making absolutely horrifying NPCs in this tabletop game

Latest one is a really dumb vigilante whose only useful power is "not dying"

Godot engine voxel renderer is... On the way???

My employment has been going pretty well now that I've actually figured out what my job is

[coming home from first day of work] "wow im surprised I can still move all my limbs after that"

[five hours later, collapses immobile in chair] "ah yep"

It's not a very fancy job I should say, the only in-person interview question was "you haven't murdered anyone right"

Today was my first day with an Actual Job, I think I did good 😎​

The tanks are on the internet!

Port forwarding took longer than actually programming netcode...

[slowly squints as Frank Zappa song repeats "guacamole queen guacamole queen" for thirty seconds]

I'm being job interviewed and one of the questions the person asked is, "If you could describe yourself as any animal what would it be and why?"

I've been preparing for this all my life

I'm still snickering about this because that was actually a typo but it looks like a packet sequencing joke

[squinting at netcode] what fuck the

Mood: Ungood

I've been watching a lot of super mario odyssey videos and also Agents of SHIELD on netflix, so the two got mixed up and I had a dream about contracting some terrible alien disease while fighting bowser

I made a bunch of NPCs for a tabletop game thing and now I'm attached to all the other characters more than my own oh no

My prized possession is a shortbow I made myself, out of the bones and sinew of my enemies

Been playing CDDA a lot, my current character has been surviving almost a week on cattails and rainwater

Fast robot armor friend

Making a character for a tabletop game, trying to balance the urges of giving them cool very in-character capabilities and making them a MATHEMATICALLY OPTIMIZED FIGHTING MACHINE. It's not even a fighty game but this is all I know how to do :B

A lot of the time I do programming things, my code starts working before I think I'm done. Like, while learning Rust I made a mergesort, and it started printing the sorted list before I deliberately put the pieces back together.

Decent at computers, but very confused.