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Got me my 🎵​adhd meds🎵​ finally

nsfw, Horny Jokes 

I've ended up at a very strange place in my life, writing things like "potion is stored in the balls" for a tabletop system thing

[computer game auto-detects graphics capabilities, sets everything to "ultra"]

[robot blush]

"Wow where did the time go, it feels like I lost an h-"

"oh"

I got some "fancy" tea, it's smoked, smelled like a campfire and made me feel like a dragon

10/10

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how do you know when a robot is flirting? 

because when they are, they follow their beep with a *boop* (#^.^#)

[sneaks downstairs]
[steals chips]
[skitters back up the stairs while muttering "nyehehehe"]

@Vann@glitch.social I keep seeing your bot replicant's posts and thinking they're real for like thirty seconds until I see the name

I have all my platformer's basic movement stuff done, but now what...

Finished rebuilding my platformer's guts in a much more organized way, I can actually read my own code now...

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A robot walked up to the statue.
"Excuse me, do your batteries need charging?"
The statue did not reply.
"I will leave you as you are then."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

"Flash lamps have an attribute called the 'explosion energy'. You don't want to run the lamp at 100% of its explosion energy, because it will explode."

So far I think there's gonna be a tinier LCD-type screen on the outside for stuff like caller ID messages (so you can see them without opening the thing up) and maybe the general rgb light that phones have, but that's not super exciting

Signal strength and battery life indicators too maybe?

For real if anyone has any ideas I'd love to hear lol

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I've embarked on another silly project: Turning a raspberry pi and 4G communication chip into a smartphone.

I've decided on a casing shaped kind of like the folding versions of star trek tricorders, with a screen and physical keyboard on the inner surfaces. It'll be hilariously big, basically a tiny laptop.

What kinds of buttons and switches and indicator lights and stuff would be useful on an absurd phone?? I need to add lots of controls and indicators to make it look all blinky and spacey...

I made something sort of like chicken and waffles, but I don't eat chicken or have waffles so it's really just the vague memory of chicken and waffles

Platformer movement code is shockingly complex, @typhlosion is teaching me about obscure things like "coyote time" and "jump buffering" that make everything feel smoother, helpful typh

Professional smugglers? No, you misunderstood, we're professional *snugglers*. The cargo hold of our ship is lined with mattresses and blankets.

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